You make it so easy to laugh and make fun of your pitiful existence. You are a complete failure at life! I think it's hilarious to tease you with my curvy sexy body and tell you about every single thing you will never get to experience because of how pitiful you are. A real man would be taking me out on dates and so much more but, you would just be ignored. I can spot a loser like you from across the room. You wouldn't even be acknowledged if you came across Me.