You have the littlest penis I have ever seen and I think it’s hilarious. Your penis is quite literally a JOKE! It’s tiny, gross and absolutely insignificant. There will never be anyone in this world that will want to suck, lick, kiss, or fuck that disgusting thing. It’s like a little wormy or a little shrimpy. You must really hate having that itty bitty thing in between your legs. It must be hard knowing you will never know what fulfilling sex will ever be like. Or how to give a woman an orgasm with your dick. You’ll just be giving in the ol’ few finger jerk for the rest of your life.