Your penis is literally so small it mimics a little tiny shrimp. I love coming up with these humiliating names for your penis. Most men name their dicks like “thor” or “big john” but yours... “B*** carrot” “little pinky” “lil shrimpy”. Your penis is so tiny it is both hilarious and pathetic. All those women that try to say “size doesn’t matter” haven’t run into little dicks like yours. That whole saying is rubbish. All women care about the size of your penis!

Your penis is literally so small it mimics a little tiny shrimp. I love coming up with these humiliating names for your penis. Most men name their dicks like “thor” or “big john” but yours... “B*** carrot” “little pinky” “lil shrimpy”. Your penis is so tiny it is both hilarious and pathetic. All those women that try to say “size doesn’t matter” haven’t run into little dicks like yours. That whole saying is rubbish. All women care about the size of your penis!