YOU are the fool, and i am the gold!! Understand, idiot? Now stop creeping me out with that weirdo stare and just make yourself fucking useful...by WORSHIPPING the gold boots of your Goddess! And while you foolishly grovel at my boots...let me do things that are more important then paying any attention to you...like reading my magazine. (Total ignore clip! Only purchase if you want to show me that you really ARE a complete fool for me when I see your clip purchase order come into my inbox!!!)

YOU are the fool, and i am the gold!! Understand, idiot? Now stop creeping me out with that weirdo stare and just make yourself fucking useful...by WORSHIPPING the gold boots of your Goddess! And while you foolishly grovel at my boots...let me do things that are more important then paying any attention to you...like reading my magazine. (Total ignore clip! Only purchase if you want to show me that you really ARE a complete fool for me when I see your clip purchase order come into my inbox!!!)