You always knew that something was "wrong" with you. Growing up, you had to watch all of your friends get girlfriends.. hook up, have one night stands... and yet you'd never even KISSED a girl before. Not that you hadn't tried to convince one to let you..... anytime the opportunity came, it just didn't feel right, huh.

The reason for this feeling inside of you, is that you're a LOSER! And losers don't get to kiss girls... they kiss ASS! I encourage you to embrace your beta self and finally get the kiss you've always wanted but never got! hahahahaha one kiss on this ass, and you'll ... Show more