Just relax listen to me and do exactly as I say and you will be in eternal bliss. Today I'm looking for a new pet. A real human pet. One that's obedient and lovable and does WHATEVER it's told. You're going to have to wear a collar and leash from now on. And absolutely NO talking! Puuppies don't ever talk! Now I'm going to explain to you the other rules that I will have for you...and once you have watched this complete video and the trigger words are inserted in your brain, you literally won't be able to stop yourself from obeying my commands.... Hmm..I wonder if I train enough of you if I ...

Just relax listen to me and do exactly as I say and you will be in eternal bliss. Today I'm looking for a new pet. A real human pet. One that's obedient and lovable and does WHATEVER it's told. You're going to have to wear a collar and leash from now on. And absolutely NO talking! Puuppies don't ever talk! Now I'm going to explain to you the other rules that I will have for you...and once you have watched this complete video and the trigger words are inserted in your brain, you literally won't be able to stop yourself from obeying my commands.... Hmm..I wonder if I train enough of you if I could open a "human pet store"?? Interesting thought...