The young women in the Ward just had a disturbing lesson on an epidemic that sweeping through the church. We are losing almost all our Elders to pornography and masturbation! With all this free porn online, almost every man is losing his "worthiness".

So we decided to do something about it. In this Ward we will be instituting a new pilot program- and if it works, we may take it church-wide. I mean, it is getting so bad that no man in the ward could even get a temple recommend! So I have the assignment to put you into "Ward Chastity Abstinence Training Program" starting right now. The... Show more