You might be feeling pretty bad about yourself, never having lost your virginity. I bet you're even ASHAMED to admit it. Alpha males get pussy ALL THE TIME, and yet you can't even seem to convince a girl to go out with you.... but you've been looking at the situation ALL WRONG!

I think is "brave" of you to have maintained your virginity. You should be SOOOOOO PROUD that you managed to remain a virgin for THIS LONG! So what if people laugh at you.... they have NO idea how good you are at sex with yourself. If only they knew, they might not laugh at you for being a VIRGIN LOSER! (LOL...

You might be feeling pretty bad about yourself, never having lost your virginity. I bet you're even ASHAMED to admit it. Alpha males get pussy ALL THE TIME, and yet you can't even seem to convince a girl to go out with you.... but you've been looking at the situation ALL WRONG!

I think is "brave" of you to have maintained your virginity. You should be SOOOOOO PROUD that you managed to remain a virgin for THIS LONG! So what if people laugh at you.... they have NO idea how good you are at sex with yourself. If only they knew, they might not laugh at you for being a VIRGIN LOSER! (LOL)

Why don't you show me how good you fuck yourself.... go on, stroke your cock and let the laughter fuel your orgasms, VIRGIN!