I'm about to go out on a date while you awkwardly third wheel. I ask why You've NEVER had a girlfriend? I just don't understand the problem, I know that you LIKE girls, they TOTALLY make you WEAK! LOL... and yet you've never been with one. I mockingly teas you for not having a girlfriend and that perhaps you're just a virgin (I know that you are one but I just love to tease you about it) I start to question if you're just sexually attracted to your own hand. I ask LOTS of embarrassing questions, "Don't you know everyone knows that if you don't have a girlfriend, you're a certified masturbat... Show more