When you arrive for your interview with me, I immediately deny you from even applying just because you look so damn pathetic. Apparently you’re confused by my rejection (either you’re in shock or your brain can’t process very quickly, IDIOT) and continue to just sit there staring at me. So what if that’s “unfair” I make the rules! Besides, it’s been SUCH a long day and I can’t bring myself to interview someone like you (what a WASTE of time). I haven’t even had a foot rub today and it’s really stressing me out.

You know what, if you want an interview you can massage my fe...

When you arrive for your interview with me, I immediately deny you from even applying just because you look so damn pathetic. Apparently you’re confused by my rejection (either you’re in shock or your brain can’t process very quickly, IDIOT) and continue to just sit there staring at me. So what if that’s “unfair” I make the rules! Besides, it’s been SUCH a long day and I can’t bring myself to interview someone like you (what a WASTE of time). I haven’t even had a foot rub today and it’s really stressing me out.

You know what, if you want an interview you can massage my feet. You gotta work for the things you want, stupid! So get over here and rub my feet so I can ask you some questions. It’d probably be better if I took my stockings off too, that way you could use your tongue to massage my feet. How badly do you want this Job, huh? Good, just lay their licking my feet... *Camera Flash* I’m just using these pictures to put with your application profile. Perhaps I can let you work here as an unpaid intern.. Oh, you don’t wanna do that? Hmmmm..... I think I might just file a complaint with HR about some freak licking my toes! That is, unless you wanna change your mind and accept your new position?