When you arrive for your interview with me, I immediately deny you from even applying just because you look so damn pathetic. Apparently you’re confused by my rejection (either you’re in shock or your brain can’t process very quickly, IDIOT) and continue to just sit there staring at me. So what if that’s “unfair” I make the rules! Besides, it’s been SUCH a long day and I can’t bring myself to interview someone like you (what a WASTE of time). I haven’t even had a foot rub today and it’s really stressing me out.

You know what, if you want an interview you can massage my fe... Show more