How long has it been since you last had sex? LOL NO STUPID, it doesn't count if it's with YOURSELF! HAHAHA
I mean seriously, it must be REALLY HARD to try and convince a woman to have sex with you. And the only reason you even ask woman is because you think that's what you're SUPPOSED to do. Well,... you've been doing it WRONG! I think you might be gay. Now, don't try and tell me that you're not because I won't believe a word you say. Just admit it. YOU . LIKE . COCK! HAHAHAHA