This year for Easter, I wanna color something besides Easter eggs. I wanna color your balls, black and blue. I want you to punch, squeeze, pinch and slap them for me while I remind you what a fucking freak you are. Of course you'll do it, you're more than happy to spend the holiday weekend suffering for me. No surprise there.

This year for Easter, I wanna color something besides Easter eggs. I wanna color your balls, black and blue. I want you to punch, squeeze, pinch and slap them for me while I remind you what a fucking freak you are. Of course you'll do it, you're more than happy to spend the holiday weekend suffering for me. No surprise there.