I'm a third of your age and way out of your league. That's what you love about me. It makes that fossil you call a dick perk right up. Unfortunately for you, I'm not interested in someone who's been around since the dinosaurs went extinct. I'm young and hot and I make sure you understand how decrepit and old you are compared to me slinging insult after insult in my sexy pink PVC shorts.

This clip is even short for you, since you don't have a lot of time left on this earth lol.