What an exciting day! You finally get to jerk off your pathetic dick for me! Queue the fucking applause right? Only....there's gonna be something in it for me too. I'd never let you jerk off totally free. It's gotta be fun for me too! I have the perfect idea so we can both get exactly what we want.

You get to jerk off.

I get to laugh at you.

You're going to be jerking off until it's too much to bear.

What an exciting day! You finally get to jerk off your pathetic dick for me! Queue the fucking applause right? Only....there's gonna be something in it for me too. I'd never let you jerk off totally free. It's gotta be fun for me too! I have the perfect idea so we can both get exactly what we want.

You get to jerk off.

I get to laugh at you.

You're going to be jerking off until it's too much to bear.