Its not *your* fault your dick is so horribly small! You didn't *choose* to have a micro penis. I'm here to make sure you understand that it is OKAY to be a little dick freak and I'll still be your friend!!! Even if it is hard for me to come up with nice things to say to someone like..... you.
In this clip I patronize the fuck out of you and your tiny dick. The longer the clip goes on, the easier it is to see that I'm actually mocking you and your deformity.