I just love playing with humans. You're all so eager to destroy yourselves for a pretty fairy princess like me. After all, its the only way I'd ever pay attention to you. I may look cute and sweet, but I'm actually a hardcore sadist who loves seeing you in pain, and you're more than happy to do whatever it takes to see my beautiful, otherworldly smile.

Grab your big ass bag of clothespins and get ready to suffer.