You're the biggest simp I've ever seen. All you do is spend your money on pretty girls and worship the ground they walk on. That's why you're gonna buy this clip too. You can't help yourself. The feeling of letting all that cash slip away into my pretty, manicured hands is unmatched.
You don't care if its a ripoff, in fact you prefer it. 3 priceless minutes of your favorite Goddess is so worth it for the low price on $99.99