You're gonna buy this clip even though "ripoff" is right there in the title because you are a pathetic loser who deserves to get ripped off. Some part of you is hoping this is a full clip of me sucking seductively on a lollipop anyway, because you are so weak for me even the slightest chance of seeing me doing something sexy makes you pull your wallet out. Now, open this clip and show me how pathetic and desperate you truly are.

You're gonna buy this clip even though "ripoff" is right there in the title because you are a pathetic loser who deserves to get ripped off. Some part of you is hoping this is a full clip of me sucking seductively on a lollipop anyway, because you are so weak for me even the slightest chance of seeing me doing something sexy makes you pull your wallet out. Now, open this clip and show me how pathetic and desperate you truly are.