You pervert! Were you just sniffing my shoes & jerking off? Is this what you do whenever I take off my shoes & leave the room? Eww gross! Your wife would freak out if I told her this! Well ok. I'll let you jerk it to my stinky feet. And I won't tell her. But you're going to start buying me things from now on. I want shoes, handbags, & jewelry. If you always buy me all the things I want, I won't tell her.

You pervert! Were you just sniffing my shoes & jerking off? Is this what you do whenever I take off my shoes & leave the room? Eww gross! Your wife would freak out if I told her this! Well ok. I'll let you jerk it to my stinky feet. And I won't tell her. But you're going to start buying me things from now on. I want shoes, handbags, & jewelry. If you always buy me all the things I want, I won't tell her.