Hey Loser no plans for this weekend yet again huh. Another lonely night in filled with the company of my clips? Good.

Well this is how you will be spending this weekend and every single weekend from now on. I have plans for you, I want to ensure you have the stereotypical loser weekend. I want your weekend filled with emasculation, worship and self pity whilst I party and laugh at your lonely ass at home. Follow my orders and start your loser weekend.