You've wondered too many times what it would be like to be owned by me and to fulfil your fate as a money slave. Admit it, you're too weak to resist this clip, I'm going to tell you how you are going to "get out of the black and into the red!". You will apply for new credit cards, loans with ridiculous APR, borrow money from friends and family and shatter your credit rating!! But it will all be worth it, to see me get richer whilst you go bankrupt!