Christmas. The time of year to take some time off work and spend it with your family and those who love you.... Well, not this year.

This year Christmas is cancelled. You are going to reject your vanilla life. No family, no presents, no Christmas food. You will not be worshiping Christ this year. You will be worshipping Jasmine.

In this clip, I am going to give you the instructions required on how to cancel Christmas. You will forever more remember the utter humiliation of Christmas 2016 and how you rejected everything for my amusement and financial gain.