Admit it, it’s useless. When have you ever used it barring all the times you jerked it senseless over my clips. NEVER! There really is no point at all in you having that tiny, pathetic, worthless thing so I think you should cut it off.

Go on, do it right now. Grab something, I don’t care, sharp, even blunt so you can slowly endure the hacking until its gone but whatever just get rid of it. It really is no use to you nor anyone else so I think it’s best gone and right now.