It's my BIRTHDAY and a great excuse for another day of spending on ME.

Show me how much you adore me, how I make your life worth living by buying this over-priced clip and drool as I humiliate and ridicule you some more.

You can't have me. So you will buy this clip. It's MY day today and it will be ALL about ME. So purchase this clip over and over until you are completely broke and try your hardest to gain my attention on my SPECIAL DAY!