Wow, your wedding is nearing. Do you still not want to get married? It must be awful to watch all your money and your parents money fly right out the window so you can marry someone your on the fence about. She's so drab and boring isn't she. I bet you're dreading the wedding. I bet you just want to run away and ditch her forever but you feel obligated to stay. That sucks so bad for you, good thing I have a solution.

Why don't we get married today a few days before your wedding date? Wouldn't it be so funny to go through with all of this for her, the families, the guests ... Show more