You married a succubus. One that's been preying on naive men like you for hundreds of years.

Over the course of our relationship I've carefully plotted your downfall. We didn't sign a prenup for a reason :) It didn't take long to break you, you were quite eager to be seduced by someone so far out of your league. You relished in the thrill of having a smoking hot wife who controls every aspect of your marriage. And that's exactly where you went wrong. Now I have legal access to all of your banks accounts, the cars, all of the houses... I never actually loved you. You were just somet...

You married a succubus. One that's been preying on naive men like you for hundreds of years.

Over the course of our relationship I've carefully plotted your downfall. We didn't sign a prenup for a reason :) It didn't take long to break you, you were quite eager to be seduced by someone so far out of your league. You relished in the thrill of having a smoking hot wife who controls every aspect of your marriage. And that's exactly where you went wrong. Now I have legal access to all of your banks accounts, the cars, all of the houses... I never actually loved you. You were just something for me to toy with and discard once I have what I want.

I'm divorcing you and I'm going to take everything.