Do you like this cute little outfit I put on for you? I know these white heels drive you crazy every time I wear them...

You're so lucky to have a girlfriend who looks like me. All of my girlfriends have told me I could do so much better than you, plenty of times. A total babe dating such an average looking dude makes zero sense to them... but that's because they don't know I've been using and manipulating you this entire time. You've been a weak, doting toy disguised as my boyfriend.

With that being said I think it's time W / we officially redefine this relationship of O/...

Do you like this cute little outfit I put on for you? I know these white heels drive you crazy every time I wear them...

You're so lucky to have a girlfriend who looks like me. All of my girlfriends have told me I could do so much better than you, plenty of times. A total babe dating such an average looking dude makes zero sense to them... but that's because they don't know I've been using and manipulating you this entire time. You've been a weak, doting toy disguised as my boyfriend.

With that being said I think it's time W / we officially redefine this relationship of O/ours...