You know exactly how this goes: you're going to watch this clip from your knees while you get a nice dose of dopamine in the form of my cruelty.

I'm sure your family dreaded having to deal with you over the holidays. I would hate having to endure periodic reminders of the disappointment you turned out to be. You'll never be the step-son your parents desperately wanted to succeed and be proud of. Every holiday you return home to burden everyone with your laziness and inability to bring anything worthwhile to the table...

You know exactly how this goes: you're going to watch this clip from your knees while you get a nice dose of dopamine in the form of my cruelty.

I'm sure your family dreaded having to deal with you over the holidays. I would hate having to endure periodic reminders of the disappointment you turned out to be. You'll never be the step-son your parents desperately wanted to succeed and be proud of. Every holiday you return home to burden everyone with your laziness and inability to bring anything worthwhile to the table...