I'm sure you probably find yourself alone a lot, especially on a day like Valentine's Day. I'm here to let you know that you don't have to be as pathetic and lonely anymore. You could never go out with a woman of my caliber, so the best you can do is to pay me for my attention. In return, I'll tease you and give you plenty of jerk off material while you're home jerking off alone on Valentine's Day.

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