I'm sooo excited! In just a few minutes, my stud will be coming over and getting me pregnant! See, I took one of those little ovulation tests; you know, like a pregnancy test but it tells you WHEN you can get pregnant! You're going to be the step-father to a mixed race baby, everyone is going to know your wife was cheating on you and you're too much of a loser to do anything about it! I describe to you just how we're going to do it to ensure that I get pregnant, so that his sperm can burrow in my fertile womb ang grow a ba.by in there!

I'm sooo excited! In just a few minutes, my stud will be coming over and getting me pregnant! See, I took one of those little ovulation tests; you know, like a pregnancy test but it tells you WHEN you can get pregnant! You're going to be the step-father to a mixed race baby, everyone is going to know your wife was cheating on you and you're too much of a loser to do anything about it! I describe to you just how we're going to do it to ensure that I get pregnant, so that his sperm can burrow in my fertile womb ang grow a ba.by in there!