Holy, holy, holy. I am so glad that you encouraged me to work on my Christian faith and change my heathen ways. I was even more glad when we got that new pastor, he really knew how to make me open up. We were doing the Lord's work one night and guess what? I'm pregnant and going to be a pastors wife! Don't worry about seeing us together, I'm sure the pornography addict prayer circle we're having for you will embarrass you enough to make you leave town - and your pregnant wife! What a disgrace, but next time you see me, I will be a pastor's wife!

Holy, holy, holy. I am so glad that you encouraged me to work on my Christian faith and change my heathen ways. I was even more glad when we got that new pastor, he really knew how to make me open up. We were doing the Lord's work one night and guess what? I'm pregnant and going to be a pastors wife! Don't worry about seeing us together, I'm sure the pornography addict prayer circle we're having for you will embarrass you enough to make you leave town - and your pregnant wife! What a disgrace, but next time you see me, I will be a pastor's wife!