Hubby, you pissed me off for the last time. Last night, when you refused to get my Oreos that I was craving SO badly, I decided I would tell you something that would crush your pathetic little ego. This baby is NOT yours! It belongs to someone TALLER than you, SMARTER than you, and more SUCCESSFUL than you. He's also your parent's favorite. Get the hint?! Your step-brother and I have been having an affair - his genes are much better than yours. I talked to your step-mom and she told me about your little fertility problems - you've wanted to be a parent for so long, and it just feels so good to...

Hubby, you pissed me off for the last time. Last night, when you refused to get my Oreos that I was craving SO badly, I decided I would tell you something that would crush your pathetic little ego. This baby is NOT yours! It belongs to someone TALLER than you, SMARTER than you, and more SUCCESSFUL than you. He's also your parent's favorite. Get the hint?! Your step-brother and I have been having an affair - his genes are much better than yours. I talked to your step-mom and she told me about your little fertility problems - you've wanted to be a parent for so long, and it just feels so good to rip that dream away from you. We had been trying for years, but your step-brother got me pregnant the VERY first month! Everyone in your family is ecstatic - and not surprised at all that your step-brother comes out as the #1 step-son, again!