You know you're a grade-A loser nut when a robot outshines you. You know who gets more play than you? Siri! You know, the girl who talks to you when you are on your phone? Siri and I exchange some chat and then she shows me how bad she can be by starting to vibrate. Well..it isn't much, but its more pleasure than you could give me! How pathetic that you can be shown up by a $200 dollar phone. I'd much rather have half ass chats with Siri and feel her slight vibration all over me instead of having to hear your breathy, pervert voice and have you and your chubby little hands touching me. The hum...

You know you're a grade-A loser nut when a robot outshines you. You know who gets more play than you? Siri! You know, the girl who talks to you when you are on your phone? Siri and I exchange some chat and then she shows me how bad she can be by starting to vibrate. Well..it isn't much, but its more pleasure than you could give me! How pathetic that you can be shown up by a $200 dollar phone. I'd much rather have half ass chats with Siri and feel her slight vibration all over me instead of having to hear your breathy, pervert voice and have you and your chubby little hands touching me. The humiliation of me enjoying myself over you with my new lesbian lover Siri makes you squirt all over your hard hands...how many times is that in a row you've blown a load without a woman present? Oh yeah...too many to count.