Listen up you romantic fucks, I am declaring a war on Valentine's Day. Cancel your plans! Porn Hour is finally upon us and your crippling smut addiction should do the trick. Now, are you ready to find out how deep down the rabbit hole you truly are, you filthy fuckin' pumper? If so, let's go!

This is a Yes/No quiz, and you're gonna remember those answers like you remember your favorite porn scenes. Here's how it goes: For each Gooning act you've carried out, you collect the relevant point and then add them all up to get the final result. Performing the act while watching this also ...

Listen up you romantic fucks, I am declaring a war on Valentine's Day. Cancel your plans! Porn Hour is finally upon us and your crippling smut addiction should do the trick. Now, are you ready to find out how deep down the rabbit hole you truly are, you filthy fuckin' pumper? If so, let's go!

This is a Yes/No quiz, and you're gonna remember those answers like you remember your favorite porn scenes. Here's how it goes: For each Gooning act you've carried out, you collect the relevant point and then add them all up to get the final result. Performing the act while watching this also counts! From buying porn relics off the internet to sucking dildos with your eyes glued to gay gang-bangs, you can always press pause, DO IT and collect that precious point!

Keep tabs, loser, 'cause by the end, I'll unveil the coveted Gooner Ranking - your personalized placement in the hierarchy of my Top 50 pornosexual fuckpuppets.