I am going to start helping you with your hardness problem. I am extremely qualified to help. My methods though are slightly... unorthodox. As I cross my long, luscious legs, I allow a shoe to dangle ever so slightly and see that you can’t peel your eyes off of it, so I proceed. I get you to relax, ask if maybe you have a leg fetish and posit that perhaps it's not simply your work that brings you stress but lack of a healthy outlet for the fetish, or a cognitive dissonance that you feel from indulging in it. Sadly, your significant other has no interest in such fantasies.

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