Merry Fartsmas Losers! it's day four and I have you exactly where I want you, so early ha ha. Today I decided to take a little trip outside, I had a $5000 day yesterday, so I decided to throw something on the grill. My gas was terrible before I even got to eat the food! I know you wish you could smell the slam in these farts huh? Which one do you think smells better? Show me how much you love these deep boisterous farts and get goddess another gift to go under her tree.

Merry Fartsmas Losers! it's day four and I have you exactly where I want you, so early ha ha. Today I decided to take a little trip outside, I had a $5000 day yesterday, so I decided to throw something on the grill. My gas was terrible before I even got to eat the food! I know you wish you could smell the slam in these farts huh? Which one do you think smells better? Show me how much you love these deep boisterous farts and get goddess another gift to go under her tree.