Happy Fartsmas loser. We are officially 1 week into December! You never even knew you could like farts this much huh? I know it's probably so strange to be manipulated by videos you have never been interested in, isn't it? welcome to your new reality: simping for me no matter what i'm doing. now look at you: continuously checking my amazon wishlist to buy new gifts and gooning over my newest fart clips! its a calm winter morning and i was feeling gassy from the soup i had last night- you know the drill. get my pots take over that weak brain of yours and let each fart take you deeper into your ...

Happy Fartsmas loser. We are officially 1 week into December! You never even knew you could like farts this much huh? I know it's probably so strange to be manipulated by videos you have never been interested in, isn't it? welcome to your new reality: simping for me no matter what i'm doing. now look at you: continuously checking my amazon wishlist to buy new gifts and gooning over my newest fart clips! its a calm winter morning and i was feeling gassy from the soup i had last night- you know the drill. get my pots take over that weak brain of yours and let each fart take you deeper into your fart obsession.