I'm putting on my make up, working on my computer and in general- not paying attention to you. After awhile of this I tell you exactly why I'm putting on make up - and it isn't for you, honey!! I've been "going out with the girls" for months now... and cheating on you! While you sit here alone, wondering where I am, I'm out banging other guys. And now that you know... you'll grow to love it- you don't really have a choice!!