I walk into the room to find tissues, and you crying! You got beat up, again?! By a girl? I can't help but laugh, you're my helpless kitten of a scrawny, scrawny boyfriend! It's time I teach you how to fight- or at least teach you how to defend yourself so you don't end up with another shiner from a girl. I teach you how to block, and then I want to test your skills. You get so scared but I promise I'll just lightly tap you! Even though I punch as soft as I can, you go down hard and blackout. I'm so concerned! I gather you in my arms and rock you til you wake up. I'm very affectionate and apol... Show more