Hey darling boyfriend! I had so much fun shopping today, look at all the cool occult stuff I found at the thrift store! You kind of roll your eyes at me, saying magick isn't real. You're so uptight! You're this way with food too, always with the calorie counting, always with the diet foods. Boring! I wish you'd relax and hve some fun, not take everything so seriously-- let yourself go! Whatever. I'm going to bed- let's talk in the morning. I light a candle in my new salt candle holder (salt known for encouraging change) then turn in for the night.
I wake up in the morning feeling pretty...

Hey darling boyfriend! I had so much fun shopping today, look at all the cool occult stuff I found at the thrift store! You kind of roll your eyes at me, saying magick isn't real. You're so uptight! You're this way with food too, always with the calorie counting, always with the diet foods. Boring! I wish you'd relax and hve some fun, not take everything so seriously-- let yourself go! Whatever. I'm going to bed- let's talk in the morning. I light a candle in my new salt candle holder (salt known for encouraging change) then turn in for the night.
I wake up in the morning feeling pretty bad about calling you boring and making fun of your constant dieting. I'm talking to myself when I hear some very heavy footsteps... weird, too heavy to be my boyfriend. A look of shock comes over my face as you stand in front of me- do you feel any different?! Because... you're WAY heavier than you were! You're so fat now! What happened?!?!?! How did this happen over night!? You're a big fat fatty now!! I realize that I was holding the salt when I said I wish you could let yourself go... Oh no! Did I curse you!??! This isn't what I meant by my wish! Though... I mean, you can eat what you want now because you're HUGE! Haha, now you're the fat one in the relationship!! I describe your new body, giggling the whole time- I'm obviously amused at your new grotesque body. Wow! I get excited-- now I can torment YOU with healthy eating facts, now I can tell YOU to get on a diet!! I'm going to put you on weight watchers. I'm going to humiliate you for being fat to get you back for all those years of misery you inflicted on me for being fat! You kept telling me that my pussy was getting too fat- now YOU get no pussy because you're too fat! Revenge is just desserts, jk you don't get desserts either fatty!!