Eating my yummy breakfast, while you sit there, quietly & watch me like a good sub. I don't want to hear a word, I'm trying to enjoy my show over here. I may throw you the middle finger every once in a while & toss a few bread crumbs at you just to remind you of how worthless I think you are, but you are to remain still & thankful that I allow you to be in my presence for a delicious 12 minutes.