Please wear dirty white socks in sneakers. When itching feet have grimace look. "Is this the bus stop? Thank you." Sit down and prop feet out in front of you. (Whisper) "Damn, need my foot spray. My feet are so sweaty. Rub outside of toes in shoes. Look around then kick off shoes and wiggle toes. Rub toes on each other to help itch and sneak in scratches with fingers. "Oh hi, I am sorry, my socks smell like __ huh? Its been a loooong day. Excuse me? You like feet? Why do you like feet?" Begin itching between toes with fingers. "Sorry, this itching and burning is driving me crazy! I got athl...

Please wear dirty white socks in sneakers. When itching feet have grimace look. "Is this the bus stop? Thank you." Sit down and prop feet out in front of you. (Whisper) "Damn, need my foot spray. My feet are so sweaty. Rub outside of toes in shoes. Look around then kick off shoes and wiggle toes. Rub toes on each other to help itch and sneak in scratches with fingers. "Oh hi, I am sorry, my socks smell like __ huh? Its been a loooong day. Excuse me? You like feet? Why do you like feet?" Begin itching between toes with fingers. "Sorry, this itching and burning is driving me crazy! I got athletes foot. That scare you off (laugh)" Ask (me) few questions what i like about feet. "You are so weird. But its cool." Tell some stories of you itching your foot at work and in public. Tease talk about sock smell, itchy feet,, fungus socks, etc. End of clip reach in bag for spray. "By the way, this is our little secret. Don't tell anyone about the athletes foot. Its gross and just keeps coming back. Hey write your phone number down for me." Take off socks and spray bare feet. "I have sexy feet, umm ok but they got fungus (laugh)." Put back on socks and shoes. Walk off.