Wear dirty white socks in slip on shoes or sneakers. Also need pen or pencil with book or notepad or crossword. Have feet propped out in front of you doing crossword. "Uuhhh." Slide shoe partially off and reach pencil in shoe to itch toes. "Break time. But all i get to do is itch my foot." Keep itching with pencil then slip shoe back on. Few seconds ""Itchy itchy itchy!" Stomp foot couple of time then reach hand in shoe to itch bottom then pencil for toes. "Left my foot spray at home." Take off that shoe and continue crossword. Wiggle toes then itch on other foot, stomp foot, use pencil. It... Show more