Request: I’m thinking a 10 minute video where you’ve just gotten back from a meeting with a friend. You’re looking hugely swollen around your stomach, rubbing your bloated pregnant tummy and telling the camera about what’s happened. You and your friend have had a bet running to see who can grow the biggest baby bump in nine months. Getting near the end of your respective pregnancies you’ve met up for the last weigh in and measure and you were miles bigger than her. Angry, she spiked your dinner with red hot pepper hoping it might trigger your labour, but as you boast, it hasn’t. You reveal ...

Request: I’m thinking a 10 minute video where you’ve just gotten back from a meeting with a friend. You’re looking hugely swollen around your stomach, rubbing your bloated pregnant tummy and telling the camera about what’s happened. You and your friend have had a bet running to see who can grow the biggest baby bump in nine months. Getting near the end of your respective pregnancies you’ve met up for the last weigh in and measure and you were miles bigger than her. Angry, she spiked your dinner with red hot pepper hoping it might trigger your labour, but as you boast, it hasn’t. You reveal your huge tummy, pushed out to its limit, taut and full as you strip to your underwear. All the while, you’re boasting about how huge and fat you’ve become, how massive your belly is, how that stupid girl couldn’t possibly hope to contend with a belly as wonderful as yours. As if her silly trick would be enough to cause you to pop! You laugh at the idea. However, just as you finish getting undressed, you start to feel something going on in your belly. Somethings wrong. You rub your stomach and try to soothe it, initially laughing it off as just a bit of indigestion... but it’s getting worse. It couldn’t be, could it? That bitch, what has she done to your belly?! You panic, gasping and clutching your belly... you’re in labour!