Hi, I’m here for the interview... but what is that machine you have there? It’s blowing at me. Nothing? Okay, wait... I feel a little funny. My jacket is getting a bit tight. What are you doing to me?!?! I can feel myself inflate bigger and rounder through the interview, but I REALLY need this job! I try to pretend I’m not, but I’m obviously expanding and can’t take it anymore before I call you out on it. This is why you really wanted me to come isn’t it, so you could secretly inflate me! I’m super huge now!