Hi, I’m here for the interview... but what is that machine you have there? It’s blowing at me. Nothing? Okay, wait... I feel a little funny. My jacket is getting a bit tight. What are you doing to me?!?! I can feel myself inflate bigger and rounder through the interview, but I REALLY need this job! I try to pretend I’m not, but I’m obviously expanding and can’t take it anymore before I call you out on it. This is why you really wanted me to come isn’t it, so you could secretly inflate me! I’m super huge now!

Hi, I’m here for the interview... but what is that machine you have there? It’s blowing at me. Nothing? Okay, wait... I feel a little funny. My jacket is getting a bit tight. What are you doing to me?!?! I can feel myself inflate bigger and rounder through the interview, but I REALLY need this job! I try to pretend I’m not, but I’m obviously expanding and can’t take it anymore before I call you out on it. This is why you really wanted me to come isn’t it, so you could secretly inflate me! I’m super huge now!