I'm absolutely perfect and you should be thankful for your job!

Here is me being a complete slob and bossing you around. I'm picking my fat belly button and commanding you to clean it with your tongue. I burp, I fart, I pick my nose! Let my gut hang out all while telling you how great I am. Man I must be in denial! I talk about my bathroom habits and expect you to fuck me after I get done in there too!