I want you to get yourself hard so that we can measure how big your dick really is... or rather, how small it really is. I know that your pathetic manhood and it's insignificance is something that turns you on, and you love knowing that I know just how small and pathetic is really is, don't you? So pull it out, and measure it, so that I can get a good laugh...

I want you to get yourself hard so that we can measure how big your dick really is... or rather, how small it really is. I know that your pathetic manhood and it's insignificance is something that turns you on, and you love knowing that I know just how small and pathetic is really is, don't you? So pull it out, and measure it, so that I can get a good laugh...