There’s nothing more gratifying than having a grown man on his knees, begging and pleading with all of his might for the privilege and opportunity to worship me. Today, that man is you and I expect nothing but your most valiant effort to impress me with your most desperate behavior. I want hands grasped together, those big, sad pick-me-eyes with elegant words of want and need spilling from your lips. My ass is your religion, your altar, your everything and I demand that you treat it as such. When you’ve displayed how determined you are to get near my divine derriere, I’ll allow you to appro... Show more