Your hormones are raging and despite the best training efforts you just can’t stop humping people. It’s become an embarrassing problem and I’ve had to resort to much more strict measures to keep your behaviour in line. I’m not going to deny you completely, I’m not that cruel of an owner. I’ll leave you in your cage with this pillow covered in My scent and you can get out all your little humps and pumps with this instead. I’m such a generous and thoughtful pet owner, aren’t I?!?!

Your hormones are raging and despite the best training efforts you just can’t stop humping people. It’s become an embarrassing problem and I’ve had to resort to much more strict measures to keep your behaviour in line. I’m not going to deny you completely, I’m not that cruel of an owner. I’ll leave you in your cage with this pillow covered in My scent and you can get out all your little humps and pumps with this instead. I’m such a generous and thoughtful pet owner, aren’t I?!?!