Today’s the day big boy! We know you’ve been waiting so long for this to come, saving yourself just for us. After all that talk about how big your dick is we are so excited to finally get the chance to see it and put it to use. We can tell you’re shy so we encourage you to strip down and move your hands so we can see exactly what you’re working with....and the result is not what you wanted or what we expected. We’re clearly disappointed and there’s only one person to take it out on. You honestly thought we’d let that near us with that little thing?! Pathetic.